Please take a look at the picture after the jump. On the right, we have Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. On the left, we have a robot. To me, the robot looks like it is thinking deeply about what Will.i.am is saying.
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*Robot Voice*
“Tonight I shall wear the human’s digits!”
Or
“Please do not eat my robot penis.”
“That’s the worst human costume, evah!”
I like to think that the robot would be well spoken with proper diction in painful juxtaposition to WillIAm’s autotuned, barely coherent rambling.
Something to the effect of “What philistine put me on stage with this intolerable automaton?”
“Excuse me sir, but that’s not a microphone. Can I have it back?”
Hm, I just realized that was a rerun, sorry.
@briandgregory: You owe us all 2 more. As penance.
Will.i.am: And now I present to you, Your new Robot Overlord!
Or
Robot Thought: This human is annoying someone should just exterminate…
//c:\Artificial_intelligence/Prime_Directive:\ Initiate
Exterminate All Humans!
:\Subdirectory/Kill_Justin_Bieber
“Autotuned voice not fooling anyone. Pathetic human could not pass Robot Turing Test with two waldoes implanted in torso.”
. o O ( Laws of Robotics 1-3 be damned, humanity would be better off with a serious purge, starting right here. )