It was a hell of an election. Hatches are being battened, and art’s getting made. One of the things we’re going to miss is the Joe Biden of everyone’s imagination. Since the results, there’s been a lot of farewell pieces that bring us some cheer. Here are a few of our favourites:
Trump: Can I get past
Biden: What's the password
Trump: I don't know
Biden: Losers says what
Obama: JOE pic.twitter.com/0lNTN7WOLy
— Zak (@Zakiavelli_) November 12, 2016
Biden: …so, when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him wit-
Obama: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/sJIejb1rEN
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016
Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump
Joe: Because he bringing his own.
Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS OWN PENCE pic.twitter.com/uni3WUd4X3
— The Hashtagonist (@TheHashtag0nist) November 12, 2016
Biden: No wait I got it! On Inauguration Day we arrange for The Star Spangled Banner to be played by a Mariachi band
Obama: Joe please pic.twitter.com/OrHgAjQzpc
— Dean cannot move very Nimbly (@Dean_Nimbly) November 12, 2016
Biden: bro come over
Obama: bro we're supposed to be packing
Biden: look I made a flipagram of us throughout our 8 years
Obama: BROO pic.twitter.com/eyXvy0RMZZ
— Sol 💜🌈 (@queerstewart) November 11, 2016
Joe: I'm never calling him Mr. President.
Obama: Joe, please
Joe: Not even if there's a fire. pic.twitter.com/f9s6L11jha
— Taylor Sweet (@Tsweezy93) November 9, 2016
biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office desk
obama: joe pic.twitter.com/UTtv1JkE5o
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 11, 2016
Obama: "Joe you can't tell Pence that your best advice for him is 'Get fucked, Hoosier.' "
Biden: "But that motherf–"
— Brian J. White (@talkwordy) November 11, 2016
Of course, the real Joe would tell us this:
“We think about the countless thousands of other people who suffered so much more than we have with so much less support, so much less reason to go on.
But they get up every morning, every day. They put one foot in front of the other. They keep going.
That’s the unbreakable spirit of the people of America.
That’s who we are. That’s who we are.
Don’t forget it.”
Vice President Joe Biden, 2016 Democratic National Convention