Scientifically Accurate Gorilla Love Song

Some time ago I complained that Bruno Mars had written a song about having hot, raunchy gorilla sex. I take no issue with songs relating to hot, raunchy sex, my issue is that gorillas do not have said form of intercourse. With the help of Jim Tigwell from Woot Suit Riot, I have corrected the factual errors and, I think, improved the song considerably.

Video is somewhat NSFW


Ryan is a professional nerd, teaching engineering in the frozen north. Somewhat less professionally, he is a costumer, author, blacksmith, juggler, gamer, serial enthusiast, and supporter of the Oxford comma. He can be found on twitter and instagram @studentofwhim. If you like what I do here, feel free to leave a tip in my tipjar.

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  1. “You know how I like it–short and boring, then it’s over.”

    “Don’t stop what you’re doing, I’m already done.”

  2. funny, Ryan’s links don’t appear to be working. Does their youtube account no longer exist.

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