There is a pervasive, systematic campaign to take the achievements of hard working and psychologically twisted engineers away and credit them to the demented scientific research community. Too often are death rays and killer robots attributed to a lunatic scientist when they truly belong to a deranged engineer.
No more will the crackpot inventors of the world toil under this oppressive misrepresentation. No more will the unhinged experimenters gain undue glory for our achievements.
It is time to rise up and claim the credit that is so rightfully deserved for our irresponsibly dangerous and potentially devastating creations. It is time to let them know who we are and what we are capable of.
MAD ENGINEERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!