Manifesto of the MEU

Mad Engineers United

There is a pervasive, systematic campaign to take the achievements of hard working and psychologically twisted engineers away and credit them to the demented scientific research community. Too often are death rays and killer robots attributed to a lunatic scientist when they truly belong to a deranged engineer.

No more will the crackpot inventors of the world toil under this oppressive misrepresentation. No more will the unhinged experimenters gain undue glory for our achievements.

It is time to rise up and claim the credit that is so rightfully deserved for our irresponsibly dangerous and potentially devastating creations. It is time to let them know who we are and what we are capable of.


MEU Doomsday Hypothesis

MEU Falsifiable Robots

MEU Control Group Monster

MEU Significant Death Ray

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Ryan Consell is a skeptical artist, tap-dancing armorer, juggling scientist, rock-climbing writer, sword-fighting math teacher, uni-cycling gamer, fire-spinning academic and devout nerd. He has a Masters in Applied science, most of a bachelors in Fine Arts, and a very short attention span. He is the author of How Not to Poach a Unicorn and half of the masochistic comedy duo that is Creative Dissonance. Follow him on Twitter @StudentofWhim


  1. March 9, 2013 at 11:08 am

    I support this!

  2. March 10, 2013 at 3:10 am

    Where do I get full size laminated copies of these? I need them for my LAIR!

  3. March 10, 2013 at 7:02 am

    Would it be cool if I made some pendants based on this design? It seems like a fun project.

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