Operation Flawless: Selfies against Big Beauty
In case you’ve forgotten, a couple of months ago, Erin Gloria Ryan of Jezebel wrote a ridiculous article declaring selfies…Read More »
Worst Miracle Ever
Hello, world. If you’re reading this, it means I lived long enough to finish typing it. But probably I’m dead.…Read More »
Dudes of OKCupid
I wish I could add a ton of hilarious commentary. But how do I top “I’m a writing panda. I…Read More »
Mad Pic Lab: QUACKS ARE HERE!
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO photo takers! IT’S MAD PIC LAB DAY! And I’m all kinds of loopy because I’m on migraine meds. I’m…Read More »
Mad Pic Lab: Zombies edition
If you hadn’t heard, the Mad Pic Lab project is back and IN ACTION, MOFOS! Last week, we re-kicked off…Read More »
Happy Sloth! The most huggable vaccine song ever written!
My friend Greg “Gerg” Perrine wrote a song about vaccines. I feel like he was thinking about me when he…Read More »