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On The Origin Of Bunnies By Means Of Marshmallow Dissection

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A series of experiments were conducted with the intent of producing bunnies. Specifically, the goal was to recreate the indigenous fauna of the Bunnies Planet (Zones of Adorable).

Apparatus

  • Marshmallows
  • Powdered sugar
  • Black decorating gel
  • Kitchen shears
  • Tooth pick

Method
The outward appearance of marshmallows was altered using a series of incisions. Any exposed tissues were treated with the application of powdered sugar. Visual sensory organs were fashioned from decorating gel and implanted using a tooth pick.
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Early experiments were less than satisfactory. Attempts to surgically induce bunny-like characteristics in common marshmallows proved more difficult than anticipated. There were many casualties.
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Eventually, a population of bunnies was created which bore an acceptable resemblance to the Bunnies Planet inhabitants.
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At the completion of the study, the surviving subjects were released into an analog of their natural environment.

Also Sprach Zarathustra – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

 
 
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