On The Origin Of Bunnies By Means Of Marshmallow Dissection

A series of experiments were conducted with the intent of producing bunnies. Specifically, the goal was to recreate the indigenous fauna of the Bunnies Planet (Zones of Adorable).


  • Marshmallows
  • Powdered sugar
  • Black decorating gel
  • Kitchen shears
  • Tooth pick

The outward appearance of marshmallows was altered using a series of incisions. Any exposed tissues were treated with the application of powdered sugar. Visual sensory organs were fashioned from decorating gel and implanted using a tooth pick.

Early experiments were less than satisfactory. Attempts to surgically induce bunny-like characteristics in common marshmallows proved more difficult than anticipated. There were many casualties.

Eventually, a population of bunnies was created which bore an acceptable resemblance to the Bunnies Planet inhabitants.

At the completion of the study, the surviving subjects were released into an analog of their natural environment.

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Steve DeGroof

Steve consists of approximately 60% water and 40% organic molecules, arranged in a configuration that is, among over things, capable of describing itself in this manner.

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