Jesus-Free Music for a Merry Secular Christmas

Santa CartoonMerry Christmas from your friends at the Lab! What did you get us? Oh, you left it in the car? No worries, we’ll get it later, I’m sure.

Well, we got you something extra special. It’s a Spotify playlist filled with 50ish songs that are free of Jesuses, Marys, mangers, drumming boys, angels, frankincense, and donkeys. Unfortunately for the diehard skeptics out there, there is still a lot of Santa. Santa warning, y’all. Those sensitive to imaginary dudes should lower their volume.

Happy Christmas, everyone!

Here’s the link.

Featured image by the New Yorker’s Paul Noth.

Ashley Hamer

Ashley Hamer (aka Smashley) is a saxophonist and writer living in Chicago, where she performs regularly with the funk band FuzZz and jazz ensemble Big Band Boom. She also does standup comedy, sort of, sometimes. Her tenor saxophone's name is Ladybird.

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