Scientifically Accurate Gorilla Love Song

Some time ago I complained that Bruno Mars had written a song about having hot, raunchy gorilla sex. I take no issue with songs relating to hot, raunchy sex, my issue is that gorillas do not have said form of intercourse. With the help of Jim Tigwell from Woot Suit Riot, I have corrected the factual errors and, I think, improved the song considerably.

Video is somewhat NSFW

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Ryan Consell is a skeptical artist, tap-dancing armorer, juggling scientist, rock-climbing writer, sword-fighting math teacher, uni-cycling gamer, fire-spinning academic and devout nerd. He has a Masters in Applied science, most of a bachelors in Fine Arts, and a very short attention span. He is the author of How Not to Poach a Unicorn and half of the masochistic comedy duo that is Creative Dissonance. Follow him on Twitter @StudentofWhim


  1. January 29, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    Wow. Now I kind of feel bad for gorillas. Great song, though.

  2. January 30, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    “You know how I like it–short and boring, then it’s over.”

    “Don’t stop what you’re doing, I’m already done.”

  3. March 1, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    funny, Ryan’s links don’t appear to be working. Does their youtube account no longer exist.

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