Rapture Wrap-Up

So the Rapture has come and passed and as near as I can figure nobody was taken up. I guess that means none were worthy. I can’t wait for the armored locust-scorpions to start swarming. (Revelations 9:7)

May 21st, 2011: Where were you when the endtimes came? Find any empty piles of clothes on the streets? Throw any good going away parties for your more faithful friends?

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Ryan Consell is a skeptical artist, tap-dancing armorer, juggling scientist, rock-climbing writer, sword-fighting math teacher, uni-cycling gamer, fire-spinning academic and devout nerd. He has a Masters in Applied science, most of a bachelors in Fine Arts, and a very short attention span. He is the author of How Not to Poach a Unicorn and half of the masochistic comedy duo that is Creative Dissonance. Follow him on Twitter @StudentofWhim


  1. May 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Uhhh ohhh… Guess we skeptics got it all wrong? All that was left of me:

  2. May 23, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    I was at the Maker Faire, San Mateo. No empty clothes, but here was an electric-eel-powered cattle prod there, all ready for the zombies. But alas, the eels were to be disappointed… 🙁

  3. May 23, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    We got a babysitter and went to watch a movie. Although, the theater turned the movie off halfway through and sent us all home because a tornado was destroying a nearby town.

  4. May 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    I’ve been accused of over-sharing, but my dominatrix got raptured: http://www.mmh.seesart.com/?p=2162

  5. May 23, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    We threw a little Rapture party in my apt. It’s finals week, though, so nothing really crazy. Invited some heretical friends over and made cookies featuring the FPM, the holy grail, Jesus etc.
    More interestingly, people in my class this week heard about different things Atheist groups had done for the Rapture and seemed quite delighted with our stunts. 🙂

  6. May 25, 2011 at 3:33 am

    I was at the West Coast Rapture RAM, it was great being around so many great atheists, making new friends, meeting people I respect, and drinking with old friends…oh yeah, and getting hit on by Matt Dillahunty, lol.

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