AI: Caption Time – Robots Say The Darndest Things Edition

Please take a look at the picture after the jump. On the right, we have from the Black Eyed Peas. On the left, we have a robot. To me, the robot looks like it is thinking deeply about what is saying.

What is the robot thinking? Or, what is the robot about to say? Leave your caption below. The winner will have their caption tweeted, by me, to all of my spambots followers on Twitter with no context what-so-ever.

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  1. August 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    *Robot Voice*

    “Tonight I shall wear the human’s digits!”


    “Please do not eat my robot penis.”

  2. August 17, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    “That’s the worst human costume, evah!”

  3. August 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    I like to think that the robot would be well spoken with proper diction in painful juxtaposition to WillIAm’s autotuned, barely coherent rambling.

    Something to the effect of “What philistine put me on stage with this intolerable automaton?”

  4. August 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    “Excuse me sir, but that’s not a microphone. Can I have it back?”

  5. August 17, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Hm, I just realized that was a rerun, sorry.

  6. August 17, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    @briandgregory: You owe us all 2 more. As penance.

  7. August 17, 2011 at 5:49 pm And now I present to you, Your new Robot Overlord!


    Robot Thought: This human is annoying someone should just exterminate…
    //c:\Artificial_intelligence/Prime_Directive:\ Initiate

    Exterminate All Humans!


  8. August 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    “Autotuned voice not fooling anyone. Pathetic human could not pass Robot Turing Test with two waldoes implanted in torso.”

  9. August 19, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    . o O ( Laws of Robotics 1-3 be damned, humanity would be better off with a serious purge, starting right here. )

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